On the last day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the liquor store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.<br />"Is it wine?" she guessed.<br />"No," the boy replied.<br />She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?"<br />"No," said the little boy.<br />"I give up," she said. "What is it?"<br />The boy replied, "It's a puppy!"
