"A long happy life"

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"A Long Happy Life"<br /><br />A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a<br />chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how<br />happy you look," she said. "What's your secret<br />for a long happy life?"<br /><br />"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said.<br />"I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty<br />foods, and never exercise."<br /><br />"That's amazing,"the woman said. "How old<br />are you?"<br /><br />"Twenty-six," he said.