Acronyms Anyone?????

pjc

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Here is a tree hugger acronym I came across the other day..<br /><br />...BANANA........<br /><br />Build<br />Absolutly <br />Nothing<br />Anywhere<br />Near<br />Anything<br /><br />Is part of the NIMBY syndrome..not in my back yard..
 

TPD211

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Re: Acronyms Anyone?????

I'm a detective with the Tavares Police Department, our tactical team is<br /><br />Tavares<br /><br />Weapons<br /><br />And<br /><br />Tactics<br /><br /> :eek:
 

pjc

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Re: Acronyms Anyone?????

LOL at THAT acronym TPD...<br /><br />calling out the **** team for duty at camel toe lane....oh man, thats good.. :D :D
 

Homerr

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FOESADMF<br /><br />One of my favorites.<br /><br />I'll let your imaginations figure it out.<br />If I tell it, it will get poofed. :eek: <br /><br />H.
 

pjc

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homerr, something about get lost,consumption, and passing away as well as unusual practices... ;)
 

Ralph 123

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ICKY - Impatients Can Kill You<br /><br />KISS - Keep It Simple Stupid<br /><br />NFW - No Flippin Way<br /><br />NFG - No Flippin Good<br /><br />FUBAR - Fooled Up Beyond All Recognition<br /><br />SNAFU - Situational Normal All Fooled Up<br /><br />SPORTS - Slap Pull Observe Release Tap and Squeeze (in case your M16 jams :D )
 

Kenneth Brown

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At work I refer to my self as:HMFIC<br />Head<br />Mother<br />Fool<br />In<br />Charge<br /><br />Of course its a joke, the only thing I run is my mouth, and thats only when I'm allowed too ;)
 

Homerr

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You got it Pat!<br /><br />I forgot about a few you have Ralph, (Snafu and fubar)... Good ones!<br /><br />H.
 

bubbakat

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Frog<br /><br />F- Fully<br />R- Rely<br />O- On<br />G- God<br /><br />There are still some good ones :) :)
 

mattttt25

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don't get me started... in the good old u.s. navy, every other word is an acronym. drives me nuts.
 

JasonJ

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PITA: Pain In The Arse<br /><br />PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals
 

ebbtide176

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heres a few for mattttttt to use without going to the klink<br /><br />EABOS - eat a bowl of ....<br />KMA - kiss my ...<br />AMF - adios m f (my friend) ;) <br />LMK - lick my keister (let me know) ;) <br />POS - piece of .... (place of service) ;) <br />bumditch- ignorant female<br />RR - rumprider<br /><br />dang,i feel sleezy just admitting i know those :D
 

pjc

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Ahoy LF...very angry??...
 

LadyFish

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ROTFL Pat, LF is never 'angry'.
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LadyFish

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NASCAR<br /><br />What does NASCAR stand for?<br /><br />Non<br /><br />Athletic<br /><br />Sport<br /><br />Created<br /><br />Around<br /><br />Rednecks ;)
 

pjc

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I believe NASCAR is North American Stock Car Racing Association, but was edited due to NASCRA did not sound right. 'course could be North American Stock Car Auto Racers???????<br /><br />Excuse my confusion Mam.<br /><br />bty, LF, is rfm a cyclical deal??? ;)
 

CCrew

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Nascar is:<br /><br />North<br />American<br />Stock<br />Cars<br />And<br />Rednecks<br /><br />How's that for a swag? (Scientific Wild A$$ Guess)<br /><br />-Roger
 
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