Advice for women & prayer for women (C&P)

gaugeguy

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FIVE TIPS FOR A WOMAN... <br /> <br />1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.<br /><br />2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.<br /> <br />3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.<br /> <br />4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. <br /><br />5. It is important these 4 men don't know each other.<br /><br />THE WOMAN'S PRAYER<br /><br />Now I lay me Down to sleep.<br />I pray the Lord my shape to keep.<br />Please no wrinkles.<br />Please no bags.<br />And please lift my butt before it sags.<br />Please no age spots.<br />Please no grey.<br />And as for my belly, please take it away. <br />Please keep me healthy.<br />Please keep me young.<br />And thank you Dear Lord for all that you've done.
 

KennyKenCan

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Re: Advice for women & prayer for women (C&P)

:D Good ones gaugeguy :D <br /><br />I think you are going to hear from LadyFish soon, and it may not be pretty!<br /><br />At least you were'nt bashing blondes, so I guess she will go easy on ya!
 

JB

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Re: Advice for women & prayer for women (C&P)

Tsk., tsk, Guageguy..<br /><br />Any questions? :)
 
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