SpinnerBait_Nut
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"At The Vet's"<br /><br />One day at the veterinarian's office where I take<br />my cat, a man and the receptionist were verbally<br />sparring. After a few moments, a technician came<br />to her co-worker's defense.<br /><br />"Sir," she interjected, "Do you know what happens<br />to aggressive males in this office?"<br />__________________________________________________<br /><br />"Is It A Picnic?"<br /><br />The service area was located on a main highway<br />leading to the beach. The pump attendant was<br />accustomed to seeing tired and sunburned<br />occupants in the cars that pulled in to tank up.<br /><br />When a rusty old station wagon containing a<br />very tired looking couple and seven screaming<br />children pulled into his station, the attendant<br />tried small talk to cheer the occupants.<br /><br />"Hope you had a good day at the beach! Nice<br />looking kids there. Are they all yours, or is this<br />a picnic?"<br /><br />Wearily, the driver relied, "Yes, they are all<br />mine and it is NO picnic!"<br /><br /> 
