SpinnerBait_Nut
Honorary Moderator Emeritus
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President Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon.<br />"Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself, "there's good news & bad news." <br /><br />"Oh, no," muttered the President, "Well, let me have the bad news first." <br /><br />"The bad news, sir, is that we've been invaded by creatures from another planet." <br /><br />"Gosh, and the good news?" <br /><br />"The good news, sir, is that they eat reporters and pee oil."
