All too typical Boat Buying scenario on the fast track

Maclin

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Next door neighbor comes home with $800 1995 Bayliner 180 with 120 Force.
Knows the Force has problems. He is ex-Army motor pool mechanic. (Same Fort as my son, same age, Salute to their service)
Not a 2 cycle mechanic at all, admits that.
I go over to look it over and the inside is SOLID, I am very surprised. Has some upholstery problems but all fixable.
He keeps wanting to start the engine and show me what it does.
I say you have to have water going to the lower end, try to explain that, while the engine can run for a short time and not overheat but the impeller runnning dry not being a good thing to do, I can see he is not getting it.
The power head has been off, not all the bolts are in, so he removes it and shows me the pistons. One is melted on about 1/3 of it's circumference, probably the classic "leaned out burned the piston" scenario. He grabs his portable impact and puts the head back on, socks down all the head bolts then starts it. By this time the neighbor on the other side (very knowledgeable on boating) has come over and explained about the impeller again, then goes and gets his muffs. Meanwhile the head is socked back down and he keeps trying to start it. I had to leave for a while about then. They get the muffs going and it starts, but no water is coming out. We both say to him that is not good and shut it down and troubleshoot that. I go back home for the evening, I can hear him start it 2 or three more times.

We (other neighbor and I) had mentioned impeller, so he orders one online but takes the boat out to the lake before it comes in. They get it out on the water, engine overheats and stops and they get towed back in. I could not believe they took it out like that, but hey, I'm old I guess.

Before they took it out I recommended they wait and fix that engine or find another similar that has some kind of assurance that it is ok. I said minimum 90hp but the 120hp would be the best fun. I mean, they have a very solid boat (again, totally surprised how solid the interior is) and are only $800 in, a nice $1200-$1800 engine and boom they have a nice boat for less then $3k.

He removes bottom end and the impeller is just a hub, probably like that before he bought it. But now the pump housing is all scored, and plastic is melted, pieces of impeller who knows where. He said he found a bunch of pieces behind the water outlet up high, gets new stuff and puts it all back together, but he starts this thing 10 times a nite just to hear it I guess. By this time he has acquired his own muffs, and he has the water going to it I think, can't really see thru the fence, but wings it to WOT a few times. Younger guy, easy to talk to but still "youngdumb".

They take it out again, engine overheats and quits and they get towed back in.

He buys a smaller Merc, a 70, for $500 and mounts it but cannot get it to run. I think it was even a shorter shaft, by this time I can tell he is on a mission and any advice willl bounce off.

Gives up, sells it all to a bunch of guys pooling their money together.

Buys 2 amall ATV's for his boys, the guy is really into that so I can understand the "switch" from boating to offroading for the boys (4 and 6).

All this in a 3 week span :eek:
 

Philster

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Re: All too typical Boat Buying scenario on the fast track

This is what he heard when you were talking:

blah blah blah.

This is what his brain retained:

blah
 

Maclin

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Re: All too typical Boat Buying scenario on the fast track

:D

'zactly... (much like MY son I might add!)
 

Maclin

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Re: All too typical Boat Buying scenario on the fast track

I left out the best part...

So now he wants an Inboard, and asked me if any boats had radiators. So I said No, then explained heat exchanger principles and fresh water versus raw water cooling, that not enough air could be brought in, water was more efficient cooling, not as big a footprint for the exchanger versus a radiator, etc. I explained it all as best I could to the audience I had. I could tell he just wanted to grab some wrenches and go work on something, on what I had no idea.

Then later his wife said he wanted to find an engineless boat and use the engine out of a family member's defunct Ford Fusion in it.

So, his questions made sense then :facepalm: and I knew I had little chance of helping out on their next boat purchase.

Kind of another twist, one of his work friends lives down the street and on the day before they bought theirs the friend bought almost the same size Bayliner but an I/O, all rotten inside, and has now spent $3000+ getting it repaired correctly after buying the thing for $3500. I suppose buying a boat could have been the theme of the week at the workplace.
 

robert graham

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Re: All too typical Boat Buying scenario on the fast track

You could write a book on this boy's boating odyssey/adventure....should be interesting, expensive, hopefully not downright dangerous!:facepalm:
 

lakelover

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Re: All too typical Boat Buying scenario on the fast track

Great story Maclin, wanted to laugh and cry at the same time! I know how frustrating it can be to talk to "kids" that age sometimes! ;) Hope someday all that fix-it energy gets to combine with a little honestly acquired wisdom!! :facepalm:
 

cgd7777777

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Re: All too typical Boat Buying scenario on the fast track

WOW!.......smart fella
 

Don S

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Re: All too typical Boat Buying scenario on the fast track

You see the same thing in the engine forums here all the time. Sound advise given, sound advise ignored. Sounds like too much work, too expensive, or not what they wanted to hear to begin with. But let another poster (also without a clue) give some bad advise, and guess which way they turn. :facepalm:
 

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Re: All too typical Boat Buying scenario on the fast track

has now spent $3000+ getting it repaired correctly
Decent deal if it included the radiator conversion . . .
 

BonairII

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Re: All too typical Boat Buying scenario on the fast track

If it were me, I'd walk away from these idiots. It obvious that they will/have ignore any advice you give them.

Let them keep throwing money out the window.
 
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Re: All too typical Boat Buying scenario on the fast track

You should video him with it and sell by the minute. I buy a 10-minute slot to see him fire it up with no muffs and giving a WOT rev.

Actually kinda scary that in boating, people will basicall depend their safety in your hands as the captain and, your a loose cannon. Recipe for disaster.
 

Reel Poor

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Re: All too typical Boat Buying scenario on the fast track

Only the wise will profit from good advice.
 

QC

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Re: All too typical Boat Buying scenario on the fast track

LOL @ Rick ^^^^ look what the cat dragged in :D Hey.
 

rivermouse

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Re: All too typical Boat Buying scenario on the fast track

I have learned that people that do such things as red lining boat engines out of water and things like driving a motorcycle on one wheel speeding DONT DO IT LONG......not long at all...
 

generator12

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Re: All too typical Boat Buying scenario on the fast track

As they say, you don't need a parachute to sky-dive. You only need a parachute to sky-dive TWICE.

This kid likely wouldn't need more than once.
 
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