Amusing Thoughts C&P

JGREGORY

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Amusing Thoughts<br /> <br /> He who laughs last, thinks slowest.<br /><br />- On the other hand, you have different fingers.<br /><br />- When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.<br /><br />- Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.<br /><br />- She's always late, her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.<br /><br />- It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised it's burial costs and blamed it on the high cost of living.<br /><br />- The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.<br /><br />- Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.<br /><br />- If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.<br /><br />- The things that come to those that wait, may be the things left behind by those who got there first.<br /><br />- As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.<br /><br />- A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.<br /><br />- It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.<br /><br />- When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.<br /><br />- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak...............................................................................<br /><br />An atheist professor was teaching a college class and he told the class<br />> that he was going to prove that there is no God. He said, "God, if you<br />are<br />> real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15<br />> minutes!"<br />><br />> Ten minutes went by. He kept taunting God, saying, "Here I am, God. I'm<br />> still waiting." He got down to the last couple of minutes and a Marine<br />> just released from active duty and newly registered in the class walked up<br />> to the professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent him flying from<br />> his platform.<br />><br />> The professor struggled up, obviously shaken and yelled, "What's the<br />matter<br />> with you? Why did you do that?"<br />><br />> The Marine replied, "God was busy. He sent me."<br />><br />> Life is good.<br />>
 

JB

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Re: Amusing Thoughts C&P

Waaay cool thoughts, John.<br /><br />Thanks. :)
 
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