SpinnerBait_Nut
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A husband and wife were involved in a petty<br />argument, both of them unwilling to admit<br />they might be in error.<br /><br />"I'll admit I'm wrong," the wife told her husband<br />in a conciliatory attempt, "if you'll admit I'm right."<br /><br />He agreed and, like a gentleman, insisted she go<br />first.<br /><br />"I'm wrong," she said.<br /><br />With a twinkle in his eye, he responded, "You're<br />right!"<br />________________________________________________<br /><br />"Going on Vacation"<br /><br />A couple was relating their vacation experiences<br />to a friend.<br /><br />"It sounds as if you had a great time in Texas,"<br />the friend observed. "But didn't you tell me<br />you were planning to visit Colorado?"<br /><br />"Well," the husband said, "we changed our<br />plans because, uh..."<br /><br />His wife cut in, "Oh, tell the truth, Fred!"<br /><br />He fell silent and she continued, "You know,<br />it's just ridiculous. Fred simply will not ask<br />for directions."
