> >Having a Bad Day? <br />> > <br />> >There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care Unit where patients <br />> >always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11 a.m., <br />> >regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some <br />> >even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. <br />> >No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11 <br />> >a.m. on Sundays. <br />> > <br />> >So a world-wide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause <br />> >of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11 a.m., <br />> >all doctors and nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for <br />> >themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were <br />> >holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off <br />> >the evil spirits. <br />> > <br />> >Just when the clock struck 11... Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday <br />> >housekeeper, entered the room and unplugged the life support system so <br />> >that he could use the vacuum cleaner. <br />> > <br />> >---------------------------------------------- <br />> >Still Having a Bad Day? <br />> > <br />> >The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil <br />> >spill in Alaska was $80,000. <br />> > <br />> >At a special ceremony, two of these most expensively rescued animals <br />> >were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from <br />> >onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both. <br />> >---------------------------------------------- <br />> >Still think you are having a bad day? <br />> > <br />> >A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking <br />> >frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running <br />> >from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away <br />> >from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, <br />> >breaking his arm in two places. <br />> > <br />> >Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman. <br />> >---------------------------------------------- <br />> >YOURS IS STILL A BAD DAY, HUH ? <br />> > <br />> >Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending <br />> >pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand <br />> >pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. <br />> >The two hapeless protesters were trampled to death. <br />> >---------------------------------------------- <br />> >WHAT ? STILL THINK YOUR DAY IS BAD? <br />> >Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter <br />> >bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it <br />> >was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. <br />> >---------------------------------------------- <br />> >THERE NOW, AREN'T YOU FEELING BETTER
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