TexSkeeter150
Petty Officer 1st Class
- Joined
- Jul 3, 2003
- Messages
- 277
A big woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a bar. She<br />raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all<br />the<br />people sitting at the bar and asked, "what man out there will buy a lady a<br />drink?"<br /><br />The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. At the end of<br />the bar, was Boudreaux, a skinny little Cajun, who was VERY drunk.<br />Boudreaux slammed his hand on the bar and said, "Give dat ballerina a<br />drink!"<br /><br />Thibodeaux, the bartender, a close friend of Boudreaux's, poured the<br />drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned again to the patrons and<br />pointed<br />around at all of them, revealing her hairy armpit, and asked, "What man<br />out there will buy a lady a drink?"<br /><br />Once again, Boudreaux slapped his hand down on the bar and said, "Give<br />dat Ballerina a nudder drink!"<br /><br />Thibodeaux, finally approached Boudreaux and said, "Boudreaux mah<br />frien', I know it's your bidness of course if you want to buy dat lady a<br />drink,<br />but how come you keep callin' her a Ballerina?"<br /><br />Boudreaux replied, "Thibodeaux.... to me, any woman who can lift her leg<br />dat high got to be a Ballerina!"
