Another Engineer Joke

[tswiczko]

An engineer dies in a car wreck and goes up to heaven,
Where St. Peter greets him and asks his name.

After looking through his book he says to the engineer. I'm sorry but I don't have you in my book...You must be in the wrong place.
With that a trap door opens and the engineer goes down this huge slide and lands in hell..
A couple demons grab him at the bottom of the slide and take him to see the Devil.

The devil asks who he was?...so he tells him his name and the man explains that he isn't a bad person and that he is an engineer...

With that the Devil looks at the man and explains they aren't as prejudice down here as they are in Heaven and he was welcome to stay....

Not having any where else to go the man takes him up on his offer..it wasn't long before he got bored and started drawing up plans and took them to the Devil..

After reviewing the palns the Devil tells the engineer he could do what ever he wanted...

A while later the Phone rings in the Devils office, it was St. Peter.

He asks if they had an engineer down there to which the Devil replies.. Yes we do, then Pete explains to the Devil there has been a mistake and that Heaven wanted it's engineer back. ..

The Devil says to St. peter that it wasn't going to happen, Hell's looking pretty good, we have moving sidewalks, running water, street cars, swimming pools, and even air conditioning.

St.Peter threatens the Devil with legal actions if they didn't return the engineer...

The Devil laughs and says wait a minute,, you are gonna sue me!!!

And says to St. Peter Where the hell do you think you are gonna find a good lawyer.

 

[Woodnaut]

Re: Another Engineer Joke

A man was walking through a graveyard one afternoon when he happened upon an elderly lady standing over a grave.

He approached her and said "Hello". Likewise, she responded with a very polite "Hello".

Not knowing exctly what to say, the man said "Are you here visiting someone special?"

"Oh yes!" she replied. "This is my Nigel. We knew each other all of our lives. We grew up together and married right after high school. We were married for over 50 years."

"50 years!" the man replied. "That's truely great. Did you have a family?"

"Oh, well, no." she said. "It turns out we never had sex. You see, my Nigel was an engineer and for 50 years all he ever did is stand at the foot of the bed and tell me how great it was going to be when he finally got finished."

 

[mommicked]

Re: Another Engineer Joke

Please!!!!!! more Engineer jokes. I did construction stakeout for years, roads,bridges,all kinds of utilities,grading,parking decks, large buildings,dams,landfills,etc,etc,etc; I found errors and mistakes in plans almost daily. Some were very bad. The thing that burned my toast was when I called to tell the engineers of the mistakes in their plans/blueprints before we staked or built something wrong, I would frequently get attitude on the phone. Very few would thank me for bringing the problems to their attention before lots of work/money was wasted. Not bragging, but when a guy working in an office building making big bucks talks down to you or gives you some vague reply to your question on a 98 degree day while your in the field working late to fix their mistake, it kinda gets to you.