Another idiot

[bh357]

I think we may see this guy in the Darwin Awards in the future.<br /><br /> http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20040308/od_nm/life_australia_nailgun_dc_2 <br /><br />

"I did a very stupid thing," he said.

Funny thing how hindsight is always "20/20"

 

[gaugeguy]

Re: Another idiot

Few items short in his happy meal

 

[Raghauler]

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I was expecting to see my name with this subject line. I guess this guy beat me, though.

 

[Throbbin Rods]

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All I can say is..... OUCH!!!!!

 

[JoeW]

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Yep! Some folks just don't have both oars in the water.

 

[CrappieFisherman]

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the appopriate euphemism would be five beers short of a six pack, lol<br /><br />good thing that finishing nail didnt finish him off, lol, I wonder if some idiot will try a stunt like that with a presumably discharged cordless circular saw??<br /><br />Moron saws off own arm in abortive joke, is now called Lefty<br /><br />stay tuned for further details, lol

 

[LadyFish]

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Can you say "dumber than a box of rocks", "one taco short of a combo meal", "sharp as a bowling ball"?<br /><br />Those things scare me especially when kids are around. That was an inch and a quarter nail right behind the temple----geez, he's lucky to be alive.

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

Re: Another idiot

Must have been a blonde thing.

 

[gaugeguy]

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How about these...<br />Only knitting with one needle<br />Not all of his soldiers are marching in a line<br />His cheese slid off his cracker<br />Missing a few function buttons on his remote control<br />He's as smart as a stick<br />He's depriving some village of its idiot<br />Dumber than a box of blonde hair<br />

 

[LadyFish]

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Actually guageguy there's some new stuff out called "less blondiness", I use it on my hair. Now if it only came in a vitamin, I'd be all set.

 

[gaugeguy]

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Actually the saying is "dumber than a box of hair", I just threw the blonde in there for your benefit. <br /><br />When you lived in NY, was your hair blonde or did the sun in Texas bleach it out. I was a tow head as a kid and when I lived in CA, my hair got blonde big time.<br /><br />Ah, heck you know we are all just bustin your chops anyways

 

[Carphunter]

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He was gonna take it out with a pair of pliers. <br /><br />Guess he was gonna do some of that "self-surgery" mentioned in the other thread.<br /><br />When a story starts out with a nail gun and beer, the ending is pretty predictable.

 

[CrappieFisherman]

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well at least he had better luck than phineas gage, who had a three foot long, one inch thick, solid cast iron TAMPING IRON blown thru his skull<br /><br />Poor bastid never lost conciousness, lived for many years, but with most of his frontal cortex gone, became lewd crude and beligerant<br /><br />Hmmm, which is the one of the first areas booze hits, that would explain why so many drunks are azzholes!<br /><br />woo hoo, I think I just had one of them thar epiphany things!<br /><br />

 

[lund17]

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Sounds like a pretty tough son of a gun- Just gonna pull that right out with them there pliers. Gotta wonder if he couldn't do just as good a job as all them surgeons at 24 bazillion dollars an hour? "give me another beer, and hand me those vice grips would ya?"