Another idiot

tylerin

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Re: Another idiot

I wonder at what point this wizard realized he couldn't nail down his free hand :confused:
 

gaugeguy

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Re: Another idiot

Probably as soon as that 14d nail found wood on his first hand :eek:
 

tylerin

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Re: Another idiot

I guess if you missed the nail and hit your hand, it realy wouldn't matter :D
 

gaugeguy

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Re: Another idiot

Here is a visual for you, this rocket scientist dragging his cross from one side of the house to the other screaming bloody murder to get to the phone to call 911 :D
 

tylerin

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Re: Another idiot

You don't think he used the claw to remove the nails :confused: Personally I would have used a screw gun :D
 

18rabbit

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Re: Another idiot

“idiot” … “wizard” … “rocket scientist” :confused: :confused: <br /><br />I have no problems poking fun at people that embark on really dumb things (including myself)…when they are in control of all of their faculties. I like to think God put them here for my personal entertainment. :) I don’t feel the same way about people that are impaired, especial when it leads to their personal injury.
 

gaugeguy

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Re: Another idiot

idiot Noun 1. idiot - a person of subnormal intelligence<br />changeling, cretin, half-wit, imbecile, moron, retard<br />simpleton, simple - <br /><br />Sounds like we hit the nail right on the head ;)
 

Toad2001

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Re: Another idiot

Which reminds me, why do they call them "cordless screwdrivers"? I've never seen a screwdriver with a cord. Ever. ;)
 

SS MAYFLOAT

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Re: Another idiot

They don't call people from Maine "Maniac's" for nothing. I know, my second ex-wife was one.<br /><br />If he used screws, it wouldn't have been suicide, he was just _______ himself.
 

SpinnerBait_Nut

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Re: Another idiot

Hmmmm, seems like I have a corded screwdriver.<br />DeWalt <br /><br />
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