A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several<br />months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day,he<br />motioned for her to come nearer.<br />As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what?<br />You have been with me all through the bad times.<br />When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business<br />failed,<br /><br />you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost<br />the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you<br />were still by my side...You know what?"<br />"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with<br /> warmth.<br />"I think you're bad luck, get the(insert favorite dirty word) away from me.
