A man was sitting at the table reading the paper, when his wife came up from behind him and hit him in the head w/ a frying pan The man said "geez honey what did you do that for?". She says "I found a piece of paper in your pants that has Betty Lou written on it" He says " I was at the track the other day, and that was the horse I was betting on" Few days later again she wacks him in the back of the head w/ a frying pan. "Geez what did you do that for?" "Because your horse called today"
