SpinnerBait_Nut
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"Some Apple Juice"<br /><br />Marvin was in the hospital. He was an old man.<br /><br />Anyway, there was this young nurse. Every<br />time she came in, she talked to him like a little<br />child. She would say in a patronizing tone of<br />voice, "And how are we doing this morning?!"<br /><br />One day, Marvin had received breakfast, and<br />pulled the juice off the tray, and put it on his<br />stand. He had been given a Urine Bottle to fill.<br />The juice was apple juice. You know where<br />the juice went.<br /><br />The nurse came in and picked up the urine bottle.<br />She looks at it. "It seems we are a little cloudy<br />today..."<br /><br />At this, Marvin snatched the bottle out of her hand,<br />pops off the top, and drank it down, saying, "Well,<br />I'll run it through again, and maybe I can filter it<br />better this time."<br /> 
