LubeDude
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Oh Oh I'm in trouble!!!! It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. <br /> <br />During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria was that defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub; then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." <br /> <br />Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.<br /><br />v<br />v<br />v<br />v<br />v<br />v<br />v<br />v<br />v<br />v<br />v<br />v<br />v<br />v<br />v<br /> <br /> <br />"No," said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed by the wall or near the window?"
