ANIMAL
Petty Officer 1st Class
- Joined
- Aug 15, 2007
- Messages
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Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had preformed.
The first surgeon said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them and 8 months later he preformed a private concert for the Queen of England".
The second surgeon said," Thats nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident. Well, I reattached them and 2 years later he won a gold medal in track and field events in the olympics".
The third surgeon said," You guys are amateures. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and rode a horse head on into a train going 80 mph. All I had to work with was the womans blond hair and the horses ***. I was able to put them together and now shes running for iboater of the year.....ANIMAL
The first surgeon said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them and 8 months later he preformed a private concert for the Queen of England".
The second surgeon said," Thats nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident. Well, I reattached them and 2 years later he won a gold medal in track and field events in the olympics".
The third surgeon said," You guys are amateures. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and rode a horse head on into a train going 80 mph. All I had to work with was the womans blond hair and the horses ***. I was able to put them together and now shes running for iboater of the year.....ANIMAL
