AS SMART AS YOU ARE... I BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THIS!!

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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />Coca-Cola was originally green.<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />It is impossible to lick your elbow.<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska!<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...)<br />The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: <br />$6,400<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour:<br />61,000<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />The youngest pope was 11 years old.<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />Those San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:<br />Spades - King David, Hearts - Charlemagne, Clubs -Alexander, the Great, Diamonds - Julius Caesar<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2,but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />What occurs more often in December than any other month?<br />Conception.<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?<br />Their birthplace<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?<br />Obsession<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"? One thousand<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?<br />All invented by women.<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />What is the only food that doesn't spoil? Honey<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />There are more collect calls on this day than any other day of the year - what day is it? <br />Father's Day<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?<br />He was allergic to carrots.<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?<br />Snoop in your medicine cabinet.<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase "goodnight, sleep tight".<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month we know today as the honeymoon.<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />In Scotland, a new game was invented. It was entitled Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden.... and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.<br /><br />~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /><br />At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!
 

JGREGORY

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Re: AS SMART AS YOU ARE... I BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THIS!!

Now I can tell the admiral that I am geneticly disposed to not hear her. But I see her just fine. :p :D <br /><br />And no I did not try to lick my elbow. :)
 

Ralph 123

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There are more collect calls on this day than any other day of the year - what day is it? <br />Father's Day
Figures they call their dads collect!<br /><br />I confess, I did try to lick my elbow :rolleyes:
 

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Got me on the elbow.... :rolleyes:
 

aspeck

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I must admit, I haven't tried the elbow, but I want to so badly ... however, I have been told that I would do it, so I don't want to do it, but I want to do it, but I don't want to do it.... :eek:
 

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I'm smarter now, but I guess I'm still not<br />intelligent enough to talk about Religion.
 

pjc

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---I can lick my elbow--<br /> :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
 

RICKRICK1

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Why would I Lick my elbow? :p Did I? :cool: <br />No but my Dog can. :p :p
 

SpinnerBait_Nut

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2 things I would like to add, well a lot, but I will just add 2.<br /><br />1. The King of hearts is the only King without a mustache.<br /><br />2. The word "GO" is actually the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
 

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Go is not a sentence, I'd say you need 2 words<br />to make a complete sentence. Other wise you only<br />have a word.
 

cotterman

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geeez my elbow's sore...i mean yea i knew all that ;)
 

SpinnerBait_Nut

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Hey nosleep, ya ain't heard my wifey pooh say it then. :D <br /><br />No other words are needed. :eek:
 

NOSLEEP

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SBN , I didnt know that. :D <br />I guess your right!
 

BrianFD

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Actually, "Go" is a sentence. The subject, in this case, "You", as in "You go." is understood and unspoken. At least that's one thing I remember from my elementary school English... I mean, I THINK I remember....
 

Ralph 123

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Ouch! My tounge is sore from trying to reach my elbow....
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GO might be a full sentence. If "Go to school." is a sentence and we remove the prepositional phrase "Go (to school)." thus leaving GO alone and sentences don't need the prepositions.
 

sloopy

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Brian is right you is the subject but is not implied. GO is the verd and sentances only need a subject and a verb.
 

SoulWinner

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What about "Yes." or "No."? Can't those be construed as a sentence?<br /><br />And your right, I can't lick my elbow, but my wife had fun watching me try :D
 

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Re: AS SMART AS YOU ARE... I BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THIS!!

Until today the thought on licking my elbow<br />never crossed my mind! Ugg can't do it! :) <br />Yes like everyone else I tried :D
 
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