Been there, done that

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

A father and son went fishing one day. While they were <br />out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about <br />the world around him. He asked his father, "How does this <br />boat float? <br /> <br />The father replied, "Don't rightly know son." A little <br />later, the boy looked at his father and asked, "How do <br />fish breath underwater?" <br /> <br />Once again the father replied, "Don't rightly know son." <br />A little later the boy asked his father, "Why is the sky <br />blue?" <br /> <br />Again, the father repied. "Don't rightly know son." <br />Finally, the boy asked his father, "Dad, do you mind my <br />asking you all of these questions?" <br /> <br />The father replied, "Of course not, you don't ask questions, <br />you never learn nothin'."