Before it starts

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the tv,<br />and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."<br /><br />She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.<br /><br />When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer, before it<br />starts."<br /><br />This time she looked a little angry, but brought him another beer anyway.<br /><br />When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."<br /><br />"That's it!" She blows her top! "You SoB! You waltz in here, flop your<br />fat arse down, don't even say hello to me, and then expect me to run around<br />like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook, and clean, and wash, and<br />iron all day long?"<br /><br />The man sighed, "Dangit, it started."

 

[KennyKenCan]

Re: Before it starts

Oh, how true!<br /><br />Good one SBN.

 

[RICKRICK1]

Re: Before it starts

HEHEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Bob in Calif.]

Re: Before it starts

I know how that goes, but in reverse. I was able to retire at 51, 7 yers ago. My wife still works, she is a kolage purrfessor.<br /> When she comes home and finds dishes in the sink, the kitchen floor not mopped, the bathrooms not cleaned, it's like a early, or late, 4th. of July.<br /> Now when my youngest son gets home from work, he ignores her and says, "Hey dad, what's for dinner?"<br /> I've become quite good at cooking, cleaning, dusting, mopping, making excuses, etc. and the nice thing is that my voice hasn't gotten any higher. <br /> ...Bob in Calif...aka...Mr.Mom

 

[bubbakat]

Re: Before it starts

SBN your wife is going to kill you one of these days we all have played the mr mom role at one time or another of course i am the boss when the wife is out. of course no one at home except me and the remote

 

[miloman]

Re: Before it starts

sounds like my life