Re: Big Brother?
Subject: Profiling<br /><br />To ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us,- airport screeners will not be allowed to profile people. They will continue random searches of all passengers.<br /><br />Let's pause a moment and take the following test.<br /><br />In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred<br />by:<br /><br />(a) Olga Korbut<br />(b) Sitting Bull<br />(c) Arnold Schwartzenegger<br />(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages 17 and 40<br /><br />In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:<br /><br />(a) Lost Norwegians<br />(b) Elvis<br />(c) A tour bus full of 80-year-old women<br />(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40<br /><br />During the 1980s a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:<br /><br />(a) John Dillinger<br />(b) The King of Sweden<br />(c) Homophobic Boy Scouts<br />(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40<br /><br />In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:<br /><br />(a) A pizza delivery boy<br />(b) Pee Wee Herman<br />(c) Geraldo Rivera making up for a slow news day<br />(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40<br /><br />In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked, and a 70 year old<br />American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard by:<br /><br />(a) The Smurfs<br />(b) Davy Jones<br />(c) The Little Mermaid<br />(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40<br /><br />In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver was<br />murdered by:<br /><br />(a) Captain Kid<br />(b) Charles Lindbergh<br />(c) Mother Teresa<br />(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40<br /><br />In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:<br /><br />(a) Scooby Doo<br />(b) The Tooth Fairy<br />(c) Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid with dynamite left over from the<br />train job<br />d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40<br /><br />In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:<br /><br />(a) Richard Simmons<br />(b) Grandma Moses<br />(c) Michael Jordan<br />(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40<br /><br />In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:<br /><br />(a) Mr. Rogers<br />(b) Hillary, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems<br />(c) The World Wrestling Federation to promote its next villain: "Mustafa<br />the Merciless"<br />(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40<br /><br />On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked and destroyed and thousands of<br />people were killed by:<br /><br />(a) Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck, and Elmer Fudd<br />(b) The Supreme Court of Florida<br />(c) Mr. Bean<br />(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40<br /><br />In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:<br /><br />(a) Enron<br />(b) The Lutheran Church<br />(c) The NFL<br />(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40<br /><br />In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:<br /><br />(a) Bonny and Clyde<br />(b) Captain Kangaroo<br />(c) Billy Graham<br />(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40<br /><br />Hmmm . . . nope, no patterns anywhere to justify profiling
