A man entered a stationery store and asked the<br />clerk for a birthday/anniversary card.<br /><br />The clerk replied, "We have birthday cards and<br />we have anniversary cards. Why not take one<br />of each?"<br /><br />The man said, "You don't understand. I need<br />a card that covers BOTH events! You see,<br />we're celebrating the fifth anniversary of my<br />wife's thirty-fourth birthday..."<br />--------------------------------------------------<br /><br />I told you I was Bored! 