Birthday/Anniversary Card

[JGREGORY]

jgregory entered a stationery store and asked the<br />clerk for a birthday/anniversary card.<br /><br />The clerk replied, "We have birthday cards and<br />we have anniversary cards. Why not take one<br />of each?"<br /><br />jgregory said, "You don't understand. I need<br />a card that covers BOTH events! You see,<br />we're celebrating the fifth anniversary of my<br />wife's thirty-fourth birthday. <br /><br />And how many of you guys are in the same position??

 

[Topmason]

Re: Birthday/Anniversary Card

I've been calling my wife 33 all year, she just turned last month.

 

[JB]

Re: Birthday/Anniversary Card

Never had that problem.<br /><br />Neither my former wife nor any of our 3 daughters has the least embarrassment about her age.<br /><br />My Mom was different. Many years ago when she was visiting, my 7 year old asked her how old she was. She replied that she was 35.<br /><br />Alice thought about that for a moment, then asked, "Aren't you Uncle Bob's mother?". Mom allowed that she was.<br /><br />"Well, Uncle Bob is 37. How did you manage to be his Mom?"<br /><br />

 

[ebbtide176]

Re: Birthday/Anniversary Card

lol

 

[SeaMasterZ@aol.com]

Re: Birthday/Anniversary Card

my sister still says shes 21<br /><br />her oldest child turns 30 next year<br /><br />I guess the best part of being near 50 is that 1969 was a VERY good year, lol, so was 68, 67, 70, 71, <br /><br />of course, this is what I hear from the somewhat older than I am girls that I have known and know, girls that were insanely hot back "in the day" and aint so bad today! lol<br /><br />I guess an ugly guy didnt do so well, lol, especially if he was shipped off to nam<br /><br />then the sixties would SUCK!<br /><br />