SeaMasterZ@aol.com
Lieutenant Commander
- Joined
- May 21, 2003
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A guy was working in a sex shop and a blonde came in, and asked, whats that white thing?<br /><br />Why, thats a personal vibrator, its well, so you can relax, relieve frustration, you know.<br /><br />How much is it?<br /><br />Its 30 dollars maam.<br /><br />So the blonde buys it, and comes back a few days later<br /><br />So, how do you like your vibrator?<br /><br />I like it a lot, but how much is that big black one?<br /><br />thats 60 dollars<br /><br />She paid him, and she didnt come back for another few days.<br /><br />When the blonde came back, her eyes glazed over and she said, oooohhhh, how much is that plaid one?<br /><br />the man turned around, and said oh! that one is 120 dollars.<br /><br />she threw the money down and ran out the door with her package.<br /><br />The mans boss came in a while later, and found him with a big chit eating grin on his face.<br /><br />What are you so happy about?<br /><br />the man started laughing, and said, you would be happy too, <br /><br /> if you just sold your THERMOS FOR 120 DOLLARS!!!!! <br /><br /> 