Dave Abrahamson
Lieutenant
- Joined
- May 8, 2003
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A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life.<br />He said, "You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your<br />oatmeal, see. If you do, you'll live to a nice ripe old<br />age."<br /><br />So the cowboy did this religiously every day, and sure<br />enough, lived to the nice ripe old age of 96.<br /><br />When he died he left behind 4 children, 8<br />grandchildren, 15 great-grandchildren<br /><br />.and a 16 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.
