Boys at the pharmacy

Carphunter

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Two young boys went into the the local drug store. After shopping around for a while, the older of the two boys picks up a box of tampons and then proceeds to the checkout. The pharmistist notices the tampons and says to the older boy, "Buyin those for your mother..huh"? The boy replies, "nope". The pharmistist says, "Must be for your sister then". The boy again says, "nope". The pharmistist is puzzled and asks, "Well, who are they for then"? The boy points to his little brother and says, "him". The pharmistist is really puzzled now and asks, "What does he need those for"? and the boy replies, " Well it says on the box you can ride a bike and swim with these, and he can't do neither". :D <br /><br />Sorry about that one too. ;)
 

L Christopher

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Re: Boys at the pharmacy

Reminds me of a story that my neighbor told me. He is a Rep for a big drug Co. and calls on Pharmists. He was on a call one day at a drug store where the Pharmists keeps the ******s behind the counter. A teenager comes in and is looking over the counter at the condons trying to decide which one would best cover his needs. The Pharmasits asked him if he wanted small, medium, large , or extra large. Well of course he needed extra large. The Pharmists knowing that the kid would say that keeps this huge rubber behind the counter used for artificial insimanation of cows and flops it up on the counter. Now this teenage changes his tune and decides he needs small. I will bet he was one of the first guys to buy a Hummer to compensat for his short comings.
 

SpinnerBait_Nut

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Re: Boys at the pharmacy

Getting real close to the line here. :eek: <br /><br /> :D :D :D
 
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