SpinnerBait_Nut
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Deep in the back woods of Tennessee, Bubbakat's wife went into<br />labor in the middle of the night, and no-one was around to help, so he called out to Snapperbait to<br />assist in the delivery. 
<br /><br />Since there was no electricity, Snapperbait handed Bubbakat a<br />lantern and said, "Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am<br />doing." <br /><br />Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there," said Snapper, "don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down. I think<br />there's another one coming."<br /><br />Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "Hold that<br />lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!" said Snapper.<br /><br />Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby. "No, don't be in<br />a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet another one<br />coming!" cried Snapper hysterically. <br /><br />Bubbakat scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked Snapperbait,<br />"You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' em?
<br /><br />Since there was no electricity, Snapperbait handed Bubbakat a<br />lantern and said, "Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am<br />doing." <br /><br />Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there," said Snapper, "don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down. I think<br />there's another one coming."<br /><br />Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "Hold that<br />lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!" said Snapper.<br /><br />Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby. "No, don't be in<br />a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet another one<br />coming!" cried Snapper hysterically. <br /><br />Bubbakat scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked Snapperbait,<br />"You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' em? 
