Re: bumper stickers pt. 2
Remember the ole Liol Lovet song.... SHE'S NO LADY... SHE'S MY WIFE..... And All she wants is M-O-N-E-Y great songs and I am only 15 years old... Even at this age all Girls want from you is M-O-N-E-Y....<br /><br />If Only Hallmark had thought of these!<br /><br />I like these........<br />Some That Hallmark Hasn't Printed<br /><br />1. So your daughter's a hooker,<br /> and it spoiled your day.<br /> Look at the bright side,<br /> it's really good pay.<br /><br />2. My tire was thumping.<br /> I thought it was flat.<br /> When I looked at the tire...<br /> I noticed your cat.<br /> Sorry!<br /><br />3. Heard your wife left you,<br /> How upset you must be.<br /> But don't fret about it...<br /> She moved in with me.<br /><br />4. Looking back over the years that we've been together,<br /> I can't help but wonder? What the hell was I thinking?<br /><br />5. Congratulations on your wedding day!<br /> Too bad no one likes your husband.<br /><br />6. How could two people as beautiful as you ... Have such an ugly<br /> baby?<br /><br />7. I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.<br /> After having met you .. I've changed my mind.<br /><br />8. I must admit, you brought Religion into my life ..<br /> I never believed in Hell till I met you.<br /><br />9. As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...<br /> That you're not here to ruin it for me.<br /><br />10. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go ..<br /> would you like to take this knife out of my back? You'll probably<br /> need it again.<br /><br />11. Someday I hope to get married ... but not to you.<br /><br />12. Happy birthday! You look great for your age ... Almost<br /> Lifelike!<br /><br />13. When we were together,<br /> you always said you'd die for me<br /> Now that we've broken up,<br /> I think it's time you kept your promise.<br /><br />14. We have been friends for a very long time ... what say we stop?<br /><br />15. I'm so miserable without you ... it's almost like you're here.<br /><br />16. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.<br /> Did you ever find out who the father was?<br /><br />17. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your<br /> birthday.<br /> So we're having you put to sleep.<br /><br />18. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!<br /> (Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)
<br /><br />My favorite one is "My other ride is your girl!"
