Bumper Stickers

[Don S]

IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM!

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Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.

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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

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Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.

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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.

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I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.

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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.

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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.

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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?

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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

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Illiterate? Write For Help.

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Honk If Anything Falls Off.

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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes!

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He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,

But is Miles From The Next Exit.

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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits

With An Unarmed Person.

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You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!

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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.

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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

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(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)

If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...

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Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph

Also Are Timed For 70 mph

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Guys: No Shirt, No Service

Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does

My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?

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Ax Me About Ebonics.

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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.

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Boldly Going Nowhere.

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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.

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Heart Attacks: God's Revenge

For Eating His Animal Friends

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Honk If You've Never Seen

An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.

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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down

Before He Admits He is Lost?

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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.

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All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.

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AND Finally

"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED

TO BE CHANGED OFTEN, AND FOR

THE SAME REASON"​

 

[QC]

Re: Bumper Stickers

Some new ones in there for sure. LOL @ Honk If You've Never Seen

An Uzi Fired From A Car Window

BTW, what the heck are you doin' down in the pre-boat-brand-sections cellar?

 

[Don S]

Re: Bumper Stickers

BTW, what the heck are you doin' down in the pre-boat-brand-sections cellar?

This isn't such a bad neighborhood anymore. I was always afraid to come in here before, especially after dark!!!!! Might not have made it out alive.

 

[BoogieMan]

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Those are hilarious .
I had 3 rear window style on my previous truck, now you got me trying to remember what I had stuck on there.

I still like the good ole "if you can read this you are to close".

LOL Don S

Hey bring Silvertip and Hightrim down here with you. I have never seen them post down here.

 

[mea01]

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This isn't such a bad neighborhood anymore. I was always afraid to come in here before, especially after dark!!!!! Might not have made it out alive.

Don glad to se that you have a sense of humor.You had me there for awhile. I don't do alot of posting,but I do alot of reading. I like ansers that are straight to the point usually. Bot I really like bumper stickers. Here is my favorite. BORN FREE AND TAXED TO DEATH.

 

[island boy]

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Those are really funny heres one of my own "if you don't like my driving get off the sidewalk" lol

 

[Haut Medoc]

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How about, "Run....errr....Nevermind.......​

 

[thefairlaneman]

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I made one once and placed it on my car .It said "Dont tailgate me and I WONT SLAM ON THE BRAKES" wife made me remove it afraid her friends might see it. Another one I made said "People that drive and talk on a cell phone SUCK"

 

[Tyme2fish]

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Funny? Yes. But I deem some of them political in nature and you should zapp yourself.

 

[TAV MAN]

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I'v seen one that siad "I think I would quit, befor God fierd me."