heycods
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As President Bush gets off the helicopter in front of the White House, he is carrying a baby pig under each arm.<br /><br />A squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "Nice pigs, sir."<br /><br />The President replies: "These are not pigs, Marine. These are authentic Texan Razorback Hogs. I got one for Ted Kennedy, and the other for Hillary Clinton."<br /><br />The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "Nice trade