C&P-------Funny----

pjc

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Twenty Years <br /><br />"A woman awakens during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a large tumbler of scotch in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his drink. "What's the matter, dear?", she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up from his drink, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly. "Yes, I do" she replies. The husband paused. The words were not coming easily.. "Do you remember when your father, the cop, caught us in the back seat of my car making love?". "Yes, I remember," said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. ! The husband continued, "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?' " "I remember that too," she replied softly.<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br /> <br /> He wiped another tear from his cheek and said... "I would have gotten out today." <br /> :D :D :D :D :D
 

SpinnerBait_Nut

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Re: C&P-------Funny----

To some, that is reality, but to me, it's been almost 35 years and would not trade 1 second of it to be any other way. :)
 

Carphunter

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Re: C&P-------Funny----

Wait a minute while I puke..................cough ...cough, boy, some of you guys are so sweet. Your gonna have to teach 'ol Carpy how to get in touch with my feminine side. :D <br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.I'm just kidding now. :p <br /><br />Hope I make 35 years SBN, not quite half-way yet.
 

SpinnerBait_Nut

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Re: C&P-------Funny----

Hey Carpy, if you have the right woman, you won't have any problems then.<br /><br />Mine loves the same stuff I do and that is what has made it work all these years.
 
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