Callin in Sick

Reel Poor

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Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."<br /> <br />The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like that, I go to my wife and tell her to give me some lovin. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."<br /> <br />Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon......... You got nice house. :eek:
 

heycods

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Re: Callin in Sick

I dunno sounds like to me he just as well go back home. :D :D :D
 

Haut Medoc

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I always thought that "Hung Chow" was the Chinese word for constipation..... :confused: :) :) .....JK
 

QC

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Re: Callin in Sick

Me hung like buffalo . . .
 

heycods

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Re: Callin in Sick

By the hind leggs and split up the middle????????
 

RubberFrog

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Hung like cow? Isn't it supposed to be "hung like bull?"
 
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