Can you hear me NOW?

[ebbtide176]

and i just told NoSleep i was getting out of here. oh well, i thought i'd leave you with this:<br /><br /> A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies: <br /><br />1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before." <br /><br />2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" <br /><br />3. "Can you hear me NOW?" <br /><br />4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!" <br /><br />5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" <br /><br />6. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married." <br /><br />7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" <br /><br />8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out, you do the Hokey Pokey...." <br /><br />9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" <br /><br />10. "If the hand don't fit, you must acquit!" <br /><br />11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." <br /><br />12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" <br /><br />13. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?" <br /><br />

 

[miloman]

Re: Can you hear me NOW?

now that made me laugh I had to have one of those a few years back and man I tell you not fun not fun at all. I think that I infact said a few of those

 

[BJM]

Re: Can you hear me NOW?

What the doctor never tells you is that you need a fresh pair of underwear for when the air they inflate you with comes out uncontrollably. Learned that the hard way. I am glad I was alone when that happened.

 

[NOSLEEP]

Re: Can you hear me NOW?

I'm gunna die.

 

[ebbtide176]

Re: Can you hear me NOW?

my favorite<br /> now i know how a muppet feels - lmao

 

[RICKRICK1]

Re: Can you hear me NOW?

Could you write my wife a note ROFLMAO

 

[Hooty]

Re: Can you hear me NOW?

Ya'll saw the fotos of my hip re-build, now ya wanna see the fotos of my colon? They're in living color too.<br /><br />c/6<br /><br />Hooty<br /><br />c/6<br /><br />Hooty

 

[Scoop]

Re: Can you hear me NOW?

LMAO. Not looking forward to that ever being done to me. Thanks for the tip on the extra set of underwear. Probably need some baby wipes too. <br /><br />Hooty, the pictures of the hip surgery are cool, but I will respectfully pass on the others. I have seen pictures and have no desire to see more. I would rather watch eye surgery.