SeaMasterZ@aol.com
Lieutenant Commander
- Joined
- May 21, 2003
- Messages
- 1,924
what do say to a woman with a black eye?<br /><br />nothing, youve said all you need to say<br /><br />what is woman with TWO black eyes?<br /><br />Slow learner!<br /><br />Why do women have smaller feet then men?<br /><br />So they can stand closer to the stove and the sink!<br /><br />Why shouldnt you buy your wife a watch?<br /><br />The stove has a perfectly good clock on it!<br /><br />eh, I could go on, but there ARE all those chairs out there, and they likely arent scotchguarded !<br /><br /> 