Church Gossip

Speedwagon

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Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose in to other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.<br /><br />She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told George (and several others) that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing.<br /><br />George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny... he said nothing. Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house... walked home... and left it there all night.<br /><br />You gotta love George.
 

Reel Poor

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Re: Church Gossip

I'm with Mutley on this.
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scrapper

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Re: Church Gossip

We have a Mildred living next door ! What was the mod.and colour of that truck? :D
 

SS MAYFLOAT

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Re: Church Gossip

That sure must have baffled the congragation since they knew Mildred was at the Parish all night. :eek:
 

Twidget

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Re: Church Gossip

:D :D <br /><br />On the name is wrong, it should by Lydia. My soon to be ex step mother. :D :D :D Between that and the show Keeping Up Appearances, you have her pegged.
 
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