SpinnerBait_Nut
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A civil servant is badly hurt, after falling down the stairs<br />at city hall.<br /> <br />He is taken to the hospital where he remains in a coma<br />for several days.<br /> <br />Finally, an eye opens and his doctor tells him, "My friend,<br />I have bad news and I have good news. First of all, you'll<br />never be able to work again."<br /> <br />"Okay," muttered the injured bureaucrat. "What's the bad<br />news?"<br />________________________________________________<br />"Bad Luck"<br /> <br />Bill and Doug were getting ready for the company awards<br />dinner for the best salesman. Bill was in the running to<br />win an award that evening and wanted to make sure he<br />looked his best when he claimed his prize. He felt his<br />luck was with him and was sure to win. He stood in<br />front of the mirror to fix his tie but the mirror was crooked,<br />so he reached over to straighten it out and it came<br />crashing down on the floor.<br /> <br />"Oh no," said Bill. "Now I am going to have seven years<br />bad luck."<br /> <br />"Nonsense," said Doug. My uncle once broke a mirror<br />and he didn't have seven years bad luck."<br /> <br />"Really?" said Bill, feeling much better knowing this bit of<br />information.<br /> <br />"Yeah really," said Doug. "He died that day."
