CLASSES FOR MEN AT YOUR<br /><br /> <br /><br />LOCAL ADULT LEARNING CENTER<br /><br />Sign-up by May 25th<br /><br />(Due to the complexity and difficulty level, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants.)<br /><br />How To Fill The Ice Cube Tray<br />Step By Step, With Slide Presentation<br /><br />Toilet Paper: Does It Grow On The Holder?<br />Round Table Discussion<br /><br />Is It Possible To Urinate By Lifting The Seat And Avoid<br />Splashing The Floor, Walls And Nearby Bathtub?<br />Group Practice<br /><br />Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper And The Floor<br />Pictures And Explanatory Graphics<br /><br />Dishes And Silverware: Can They Levitate And Fly Into The Sink?<br />Examples On Video<br /><br />Identity Crisis: Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other<br />Helpline And Support Groups<br /><br />Learning How To Find Things<br />Looking In The Right Place Instead Of Turning <br />The House Upside Down While Screaming<br /><br />Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health<br />Graphics And Audio Tape<br /><br />Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost<br />Real Life Testimonials<br />(may be cancelled due to unavailability of testimonials)<br /><br />Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly As She Parallel Parks?<br />Driving Simulation<br /><br />Learning About Life: Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife<br />Online Class And Role Playing<br /><br />How To Be The Ideal Shopping Companion<br />Exercises, Meditation And Breathing Techniques<br /><br />How To Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries, Other Important Dates <br />And Calling When You're Going To Be Late<br />Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions And Full Lobotomies Offered
