SpinnerBait_Nut
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A man walks in the front door of a bar. He is<br />mildly impaired; he staggers up to the bar,<br />seats himself on a stool and, tells the bartender:<br />"I'll have a scotch; and give everyone a drink on<br />the house, and have one for yourself."<br /><br />The bartender obliges, serves the house, has a<br />drink, too with his customer, then suggests he<br />might want to square up the tab; closing time is<br />in 5 minutes.<br /><br />The man, feels in his pockets, and says, "Whoops,<br />I don't have any money."<br /><br />The bartender picks him up by his collar and pants<br />and heaves him out the door onto the street.<br /><br />In two minutes the man is back at the bar and he<br />says, "Barkeep, I'll have another scotch, and another round for the bar, but nothing for you: you get mean when you drink." 