Confession ( funny)

[LadyFish]

Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, "Bless me father for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."<br /><br />The Priest says, "Is that you, Tommy?<br /><br />Tommy says "Yes father, it's me."<br /><br />The Priest says "Who was the woman you were with?"<br /><br />Tommy says "I cannot tell you, father, because I don't want to ruin her reputation."<br /><br />The priest asks, "Was it Brenda O'Malley?"<br /><br />Tommy replies "No, father."<br /><br />The priest asks, "Was it Fiona MacDonald?"<br /><br />Tommy replies "No."<br /><br />The priest asks, "Was it Ann Brown?"<br /><br />Tommy replies "No."<br /><br />The priest asks, "Was it Mary Elizabeth O'Shea?"<br /><br />Tommy replies "No, father."<br /><br />The priest asks, "Was it Amy Thomas?"<br /><br />Tommy replies "No, father."<br /><br />The priest asks, "Was it little Cathy Morgan?"<br /><br />Tommy replies "NO father! I cannot tell you."<br /><br />The priest finally says, "Tommy, I admire your perseverance, but you must atone for your sins. Your penance will be four 'Our Fathers' and five Hail Mary's'. Now go back to your seat."<br /><br />Tommy walks back to his pew and his buddy Sean slides over and whispers, What happened?!"<br /><br />"Well, I got four Our Fathers, five Hail Mary, and six good leads."

 

[Raghauler]

Re: Confession ( funny)

<br /><br />Another favorite confessional...<br /><br />The priest hears someone enter the confessional. A minute or two goes by, and the priest doesn't hear anything from the parishoner. The priest taps on the side of the box and says, "Hello?"<br /><br />A drunken voice answers, "Forget about it, pal... there's no paper in this one either!"

 

[LadyFish]

Re: Confession ( funny)

ROTFL good one raghauler.

 

[KennyKenCan]

Re: Confession ( funny)

Both are very funny. <br /><br />