SpinnerBait_Nut
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Confusing Signs<br /><br /> Spotted in a toilet of an office:<br /> TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW<br /><br /> In a Laundromat:<br />AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT<br />GOES OUT<br /><br /> In a department store:<br /> BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS<br /><br /> In an office:<br />WILL THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEPLADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN<br /><br />In an office lunchroom:<br />AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD<br /><br />Outside a secondhand shop:<br />WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?<br /><br />Notice in health food shop window:<br />CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS<br /><br />Spotted in a safari park:<br />ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR<br /><br />Seen during a conference:<br />FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR<br /><br />Notice in a field:<br />THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES<br /><br />Message on a leaflet:<br />IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS.<br /><br />On a repair shop door:<br />WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR; THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
