JB
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I do this about once a year. This one is worth scorn and ridicule.<br /><br />Murder trial. Questioning the coroner.<br /><br />Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?<br />A: No.<br />Q: Did you check for blood pressure?<br />A: No.<br />Q: Did you check for breathing?<br />A: No.<br />Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the <br />autopsy?<br />A: No.<br />Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?<br />A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.<br />Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?<br />A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law <br />somewhere