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A rancher was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his four-year-old son standing at the fence, wide-eyed and soaking in the whole event. The rancher thought to himself, "Great, now I'm gonna have to explain the 'birds and bees'. Well, no need to jump the gun. I'll just let him ask the questions and I'll answer as best I can."<br /><br />After everything was over, the rancher walked over to his son and said, "Well, son, do you have any questions?""Just one," gasped the still wide-eyed lad. "How fast was that calf going when he hit the cow?"<br /><br />***************************************************<br /><br />One Sunday a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were the only ones present. The preacher asked the cowboy<br />if he wanted him to go ahead and preach.<br /><br />The cowboy said, "I'm not too smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I'd still feed him."<br /><br />So the minister began his sermon.<br /><br />One hour passed, then two hours, then two-and-a-half hours. The preacher finally finished and came down to ask the cowboy how he liked the sermon.<br /><br />The cowboy answered slowly, "Well, I'm not very smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I sure wouldn't feed him all the hay."
