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NOSLEEP

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Three strangers strike up a conversation in the passenger lounge in<br />Boozeman,Montana, awaiting their flights.One is an American Indian<br />Passing through from Lame Deer. Another, a cowboy on his way to Billings<br />for a stock show. The third passenger is a fundamentaliast Arab student,<br />newly arrived at Montana State University from the Middle East.<br />Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures.Soon the two <br />Westerners learn that the Arab is a devot, radical Muslim. The conversation falls into<br />an uneasy lull. The cowboy leans back in his chair<br />, crosses his boots on a magazine table, tips his<br />big sweat-stained hat forward over his face.<br />The wind outside blows tumbleweeds, and the old windsock flaps; but no plane comes.<br />Finally, the American Indian clears his throught and soflty speaks:<br />Once, my people were many, now we are few.<br />The Arab student raises an eyebrow and leans forward.<br />"Once my people were few",he sneers,"and now we are many." "Why do you suppose that is?"<br />The Montana cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth<br />and from the darkness beneath his stetson says in a drawl.<br />"That's cause we ain't played cowboys and Arabs yet".
 

Fishbusters

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I like it with one exception the Indians did not give us a reason for doing what we did we just wanted the land. The Arabs are giving us a reason and while we left a few Indians the same might not hold true for the Arabs.<br />BTW I had to say this in keeping with the joke not all Arabs are bad and in fact many deserve our respect and admiration for surviving under the conditions they live under. Many more are also great men and women who just happen to be of Arabic decent but those in the headlines now are not among them.
 

SpinnerBait_Nut

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NOSLEEP, that was good. :D <br /><br />I wonder if we could play cowboys and frenchys. :eek:
 

OBJ

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After a day like today, nosleep, that was one welcome releif. Kin we send that to Saddam? LMAO!!!!!! :D :D :D
 
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