Dear Abby ...

[aspeck]

Dear Abby:<br /><br />My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning. When I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse is everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating! Also, since he lost his job two years ago he hasn't even looked for a new one.<br /><br />All he does is sit around the living room in his underwear and watch TV while I work to pay the bills. And since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me. He keeps calling me a lesbian.<br /><br />What should I do?<br /><br />Signed, Clueless<br /><br />*******************************************************<br />Dear Clueless:<br /><br />Dump him. You're a New York senator now. You don't need him anymore.

 

[KennyKenCan]

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[lakeman1999]

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Aspec, you have ruined my day, I cannot get up, I am rolling on the floor with laughter, my wife thinks I have gone over the edge, she is calling 911, please stop, your killing me, ha, ah, ha.

 

[RICKRICK1]

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One for the senator

 

[bubbakat]

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Had to be a blond

 

[SeaMasterZ@aol.com]

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bill and hillary are riding around in the old neighborhood, and pull into a gas station<br /><br />the gas pump guy smiles hugely and says Hillary! how the helll are ya? and gives her a hug and a kiss<br /><br />hi clem, im doin great, so good to see you<br /><br />and hugs and kisses him back<br /><br />driving away, bill, a bit agitated, says who was THAT?<br /><br />oh, one of my old boyfriends ... great guy, really<br /><br />bill smiles smugly, and says, imagine where you would be if you had stuck with him instead of me!<br /><br />she gave him a withering look and said, I would be married to the president of the united states, you halfwitted hack!<br /><br />

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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Top Ten Things Heard In Line To Buy Hillary Clinton's Book<br /><br />10. "At last we'll cut through the lies and get to the embellished, politically motivated truth"<br /><br />9. "Do we get a discount if we've had sex with Bubba?"<br /><br />8. "Hey, the Whitewater chapter is all shredded"<br /><br />7. "Why ain't your husband king no more?"<br /><br />6. "Hillary Clinton? Crap, I thought it was the new Harry Potter book"<br /><br />5. "That Barnes and Noble cashier looks a lot like Al Gore"<br /><br />4. "I hear the section about Bill is a pop-up book"<br /><br />3. "The last time I was at one of these, Rosalyn Carter showed up drunk"<br /><br />2. "Twenty-eight bucks for a book? That Lewinskys"<br /><br />1. "I feel weird doing this with your wife right there, Mr. Clinton"

 

[aspeck]

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Sorry lakeman, didn't mean to give EMS more work! Hope you will be okay and your wife doesn't lock you up - if she threatens, just blame it on the aliens!