Dear Internal Revenue Service:

[KaGee]

Enclosed you will find my 2005 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes. Please note the attached article from the USA Today newspaper; dated 12 November, wherein you will see the Pentagon (Department of Defense) is paying $171.50 per hammer and NASA has paid $600.00 per toilet seat. <br /><br />I am enclosing four (4) toilet seats (valued @ $2,400) and six (6) hammers (valued @ $1,029), which I secured at Home Depot, bringing my total remittance to $3,429.00. Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the Presidential Election Fund, as noted on my return. You can do this inexpensively by sending them one (1) 1.5" Phillips Head screw (see aforementioned article from USA Today newspaper detailing how H.U.D. pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head screws). One screw is enclosed for your convenience. <br /><br />It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year. <br /><br />Sincerely, <br /><br />A Satisfied Taxpayer

 

[fire831]

Re: Dear Internal Revenue Service:

ROFLMAO. Man that would be great to do that to them.

 

[BoatBuoy]

Re: Dear Internal Revenue Service:

http://forums.iboats.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=20;t=013048#000000 <br /><br />IRS gettin' lots of letters.

 

[jtexas]

Re: Dear Internal Revenue Service:

You guys cut that out! Last year my refund was an 8 foot 2x4!

 

[fire831]

Re: Dear Internal Revenue Service:

Now that I think about my post, that is close to what i'm supposed to get back. I hope they don't decide to send me those items.

 

[DJ]

Re: Dear Internal Revenue Service:

I think a 8' X 6' jail cell may be in Kagee's future.<br /><br /> <br /><br />But, at least, you'll have free cable and 3 squares.