SpinnerBait_Nut
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Final Arrangements For Doctor<br /><br />A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral attended by medical associates from all specialties in his town.<br /><br />A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.<br /><br />Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.<br /><br />At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When confronted with angry glares he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral - I'm a gynecologist."<br /><br />At that point, the proctologist fainted.
