Death sentence ...

[aspeck]

[h=6]Wife was screaming at her Husband : ?Leave!! Get out of this house!? she ordered.[/h]
[h=6]As Husband was walking out the door she yelled, ?I hope you die a slow and painful death![/h]
[h=6]?So he turned around and replied, ?So now you want me to stay??[/h]

 

[Part-time]

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Good one... I'm sharing this one, hope you don't mind

 

[mommicked]

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Aspeck, were you around my neighborhood last week? or about a month and a week ago, or 2 months and a week ago etc., ..................( see definition of mommicked ) :facepalm:

 

[coastalrichard]

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:facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:

 

[robert graham]

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That pretty darn good, and funny! Fella told his wife, "being married to you is like being pecked to death by a chicken! We either live with 'em or live without 'em!:facepalm:

 

[Tail_Gunner]

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That's some funny stuff...and i will remeber it. Recently i was out to dinner with the wife and freinds..all of us being in that 50 something range and the girls finding there independence sometime's the relationship get's a bit strained...We were talking about religion and my wife stated i was not a practicing my relegion....I looked at her and reacted with ...Well i am still married to you am i not...:facepalm:

That will cost me a undetermined amount of brain damage yet to be determinded..

 

[inthedirtagain]

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After our roll-over accident and the family having a week-long stomach bug, its safe to say that no one is in a good mood in our house. To help out, I went grocery shopping yesterday for the family and to restock certain meds in the house. I guess that I didnt' get the "right kind" of popcicles, so of course, I got yelled at and told to go to work early (to get me away from her). I wonder how she would have reacted if I offered to send her back to the hospital?

 

[QC]

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I thought this thread title was about your new assignment

 

[aspeck]

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I thought this thread title was about your new assignment

Probably right!!!

 

[Tail_Gunner]

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I thought this thread title was about your new assignment

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[Part-time]

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I posted it on my Facebook and one of my ex's (that I now get along with now that she's married to someone else...), reminded me that it was similar to what I told her when I walked out the door over a decade ago.
She told me that if I left her she would make my life miserable.
I just asked her if that was supposed to make things different how???

 

[produceguy]

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lmao!!!