Kenneth Brown
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- Feb 3, 2003
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Darn man, all I see is posted started by him, like 30 or so. I wish I had that kinda time. I'm so envoius, it has to be cut-n-paste, if not the carpel tunnel is killing him.
Was Bored stiff at the office but still did 50 Purchase orders and collected $100,000 in tax money. So I guess I wasn't that bored. Took a few minutes of down time between orders to post some nteresting funnies. Got a little carried away though wont do that again. Helped promote Kenny though. <br /><br />And they where cut and paste so not that much time.
<br /><br />Let me tell you how it will be<br />There's one for you, nineteen for me<br />'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman<br /><br />Should five per cent appear too small<br />Be thankful I don't take it all<br />'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah I'm the taxman<br /><br />If you drive a car, I'll tax the street,<br />If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat.<br />If you get too cold I'll tax the heat,<br />If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet.<br /><br />Don't ask me what I want it for<br />If you don't want to pay some more<br />'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman<br /><br />Now my advice for those who die<br />Declare the pennies on your eyes<br />'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman<br />And you're working for no one but me.
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My rule of thumb is I stuff all your money into your pockets and throw you into the lake, anything that doesn't get wet is yours. <br /><br />Then just to show you how heartless I am. I'll put your property in the Tax Sale and foreclose in 6 months. <br /><br />And when I'm finished with you I'll move onto the 85 year old widow down the street. <br /><br />How else do you think I maintain a 99% collection rate.<br /><br />--------------------------------------------------<br /><br />Yeah right!, That's why when some of our really hurting seniors come in I have dug into my own pocket to make up the difference to keep them off the tax sale. If only I could be so heartless.
